Illini Drinking Game: 2015 Basketball edition™

It’s that time again! I can say that we have watched enough Illini basketball to make a proper drinking game for the 2015 season. We had a lot of fun with last year’s and even got some media buzz. So without further ado, here is the 2015 edition.


Illini Beer

  • You must be 21 or older to play…legally.
  • You can drink any kind of alcohol you want, but we highly suggest beer. You might be drinking a lot. If you drink liquor you might die.
  • Please don’t drink and drive


  • If Stephen Bardo is calling the game, Drink 3 in a sign of respect to the ’89 Flyin’ IlliniScreen-Shot-2014-12-20-at-2.06.51-PM
  • Throwbacks?!? That’s a shot.
  • Bobblehead Day!!


  • We missed you Rev, our bad. Drink 2.
  • James Augustine night, Drink 3.
  • Luther Head night, Drink 4.
  • Deron Williams night, Drink 5.
  • Dee Brown night, Drink 11.

NCAA Basketball: Eastern Kentucky at Illinois


  • Orange Blazer, Drink 3.

During game

  • Grab your beer of liquor of choice, pop the top, and pour out a little bit for Rayvonte Rice. We miss ya.
  • 1355244780_20110428-EAZYEIf Nnanna Egwu wins the tip Drink 1. If he loses, Drink 2.
  • Aaron Cosby shoots a three. If he makes it Drink 1. Normal miss? Drink 2. Flat shot, bricks front of rim, Drink 3.

  • Cosby doesn’t finish at rim. Drink 2.
  • Jaylon Tate hits a jumper. Drink 1.
  • Bench player from other team buries a three, Drink 2. Never heard of the guy, Drink 4. Has career game? Drink 10.


  • You say to yourself, “We really need Rice,” Drink 2.
  • Malcolm Hill heat check goes in, Drink 2.
  • Hill takeover starts (two straight baskets), Drink 2. Drink 1 for every point over 18.




  • Kendrick Nunn gets hot. Drink 1 for every point over 18. As a bonus, Drink 3 for every corner 3 he makes.
  • Simeon connection, Tate to Nunn, Drink 2. If it is an alley-oop, Drink 5.
  • Egwu bobbles pass, rebound, or loose ball. Drink 2. #NnannaHands
  • Maverick Morgan or Austin Colbert checks into the game. Drink 1 for each. Drink 1 for every point or foul either player has.
  • If any player gets called for a foul by setting a moving screen, Drink 2.
  • Egwu steps over the line guarding the inbounds pass. Drink 1.
  • Ahmad Starks shoots three, Drink 1. If he makes it Drink 2. If done without a pass, +1. If done before five seconds has run off the shot clock, +1. If he is fading away or off balance +1.


  •  Leron Black blatant or flagrant foul? Drink 3.
  • CBK_201411161826664109688-P5_0Egwu block, Drink 1 for each.

Illlinois v. Missouri

  • Illini win! Finish your drink. Get on Twitter and bask in the glory.
  • Illini lose. Finish your drink. If Illini were up by 10 or more with less than 10 minutes left, open another and drink it all. Get on Twitter and fix all of the problems.

That’s all we could come up with. If you have any to add, tweet us @TheIlliniNation or leave us a comment below. We might even add it in. Thanks to @Einsane for helping out with the rules.

Picking up the pieces

The story broke this morning was confirmed during basketball coach John Groce’s press conference at noon today.

Senior guard Rayvonte Rice has indeed broken his left hand and is scheduled for surgery tomorrow. This is yet another crushing blow dealt to the Illini, who lost PG Tracy Abrams for the year due to an ACL injury in the offseason. With Rice out for at least six weeks, who needs to step up the most to fill in the void left by the star player?

My answer: John Groce. Simply put, no one playing for the Illini can replicate or replace what Rice does on the floor. As Groce put it in his presser, “(Rice) is a monster.”

Rice leads the team in scoring, rebounding, is third in assists and is the undisputed team leader on the floor. Granted, it will take a team effort to make up for the hole Rice will leave in his absence, and that is precisely where Groce will need to make the difference.

Groce can recruit. Groce can create enthusiasm. Groce can present a clear vision. He is an excellent spokesman of the program. But can he coach?

Groce is undefeated in non-conference play in the month of November, but is an abysmal 3-15 in the month of January and 15-23 in B1G play as I’m writing this. The lack of defense and toughness the Illini have displayed in the past two games has been hard to ignore. However, Groce’s teams the last two years have come on strong down the stretch. There is no time for that now. Whatever mojo he’s worked with past teams down the stretch must now be on full display starting Wednesday.

Groce’s motto of “Toughness and Togetherness” has never rang more true. The Illini have lost their star player and now must play tougher and more together than ever before . . . or else it is going to get ugly really quick. As weird as it may sound, the Illini can use Rice’s injury as a rallying cry of sorts to prove their toughness and that one player is not greater than the sum of their parts. Next man up.

So can Groce coach? Absolutely. But he will have to be the best he has ever been to salvage this season and achieve the goal of every season, which is making the NCAA tourney. Can he do it? Very doubtful. Not many coaches would be able to, but he won’t make excuses and that is admirable. It will be a tough road, but I’m pulling for him. Sometimes adversity is what you need to become successful.

Rayvonte Rice breaks hand

In a catastrophic turn of events for the Illini, it has come to our attention that Rayvonte Rice has broken his left hand. We broke the story a 9:48 am this morning. This is disastrous.

Is it basketball season yet?

“Is it basketball season yet?”

Five simple words uttered in a crowded bar – that’s how I found a fellow Illini fan huddled amongst the Buckeye masses. The day was September 27, 2014, and I was at a coworker’s surprise birthday party. Had I been told the host venue was an Ohio State bar, I might have contracted something horrible and “been sick” the entire night. Instead, there I was, stuck watching Ohio State’s throttling of Cincinnati while figuratively awaiting Ameer Abdullah’s swift justice. When it became apparent that Abdullah would run through the Illini defense opposed only by gravity and wind shear, I heard a familiar rally cry from behind me: “Is it basketball season yet?”.

“Ha, that’s what we say” I thought to myself. And only after deducing that no Ohio State fan in history has ever asked that question, I turned to find an Illini brother in arms.

After commiserating with my new Illini friend over expensive cheap beers we parted ways, but man I wish I would run into him again because it’s still football season, and it’s basketball season. It’s great!

For years it’s felt like the struggling Illini could only have one or the other – a good basketball team and a football team providing entertainment in late November. Why did Wisconsin and Ohio State have all the luck, when was it going to be our turn? Well, it still isn’t, not to the same degree, but this is pretty cool: Illinois basketball is undefeated and ranked No. 24 heading into tonight’s matchup with No. 15 Miami, and the football team defied the odds and fan expectations by rolling off consecutive victories over Penn State and Northwestern to secure bowl eligibility and Tim Beckman’s job. Cool.

We Have Football

If Tim Beckman comes to recruit in New York/New Jersey (which he really should), I will personally let him serve me a plate of crow. I called him dead in the water weeks ago because I didn’t think he was capable of steadying the ship amongst adversity. My biggest beef with Beckman has been his inability to spark enthusiasm and focus from his players. For a few years the Illini sideline has been a funeral procession, and it’s infuriated me.

When the fans and media started calling for Beckman to be fired, I was sure that the team would see a light at the end of the tunnel and go into the fetal position to see Becks go. Instead Beckman managed to rally the team, and the squad exploded out of the locker room accepting the vision that a bowl game was still in reach. The defense was flying around making plays and causing turnovers, and the offense, led by career backup Reilly O’Toole, was clutch against Penn State and actually good against Northwestern. And by golly, it worked! For a couple weeks Beckman had mostly right answers when asked about his job security, and he may have finally won the locker room over.

I agree that he’s directed himself into a fourth year, and we’ll see what he can do with his guys. I’m not ready to declare Beckman the long term solution, and from the looks of the extension neither is Mike Thomas, but in the meantime how can you not root for these kids and have fun with what they’ve been able to accomplish?

We Have Basketball

Even though Illini fans love to say “Is it basketball season yet?”, hoops really hasn’t been the light at the end of the tunnel since Dee Brown and James Augustine led the way. The team has had its ups and downs, but the scales are pretty heavily tilted towards the latter. Is this the year Illini fans have seen coming? Hoping and praying that in their lifetimes they’ll hold a ranking and not sweat out Selection Sunday? We’ve seen good starts before from the Illini, but this team feels different. Dating back to Brown and Augustine, even undefeated Novembers came with a caveat; we knew the team’s obvious flaws, and we painfully had to admit that football anguish would not receive a lasting respite, and we were headed towards another sub-.500 Big Ten record and chewed nails mid-March.

As of this morning, I’m confident Illinois isn’t banging with Kentucky and won’t challenge Wisconsin for the league title, but I think we’ve turned the corner and will be playing for seeding. There are weaknesses that prevent me from booking a flight in early April, but those are just weaknesses, not holes or glaring deficiencies.

Illini season starts tonight in Vegas

Illinois (5-0) battles the Baylor Bears (5-0) at 9:30 pm CST in Las Vegas tonight. After five games, the Illini have been very effective offensively averaging 95.6 PPG. But let’s be honest, the teams they have played have been tomato cans. The real season starts tonight.

Baylor is undefeated and are coming off of a loss to Wisconsin in the Sweet Sixteen last year, but they have lost three starters that averaged in double figures. Couple that with the offensive barrage the Illini have displayed to date and you would think the Illini would be an 8-10 point favorite. But the Vegas sports book sees tonight as a nail-biter, favoring Illinois by only 2.5 points.

Then the real fun begins. In the next two weeks, Illinois plays #20 Miami, American (should be an easy win), #11 Villanova, and a tough Oregon team that is still getting votes in the coaches poll despite a 3-2 record.

So while the first five games have been a treat, the next two weeks should give us a good indication if the Illini are for real.  Can’t wait for the real season to start.

Illinois Class of 2015: For comparison’s sake

Comparing and contrasting to the more familiar or to the past is a recruiting epidemic. You can tell how fruitless the exercise is when the recruit himself is asked, “People have compared your game to blah blah blah, would you say that’s accurate?” and the answer is almost always, “I’m not trying to be anybody else, I just play my game.” So why do recruiting comparisons fuel such attention, and why is it just so much fun to argue about them?

How we remember the 2015 recruits will depend more on their success together and what they become years from now, so whatever shell we put on them today they’re bound to grow out of. Is Michael Finke more Robbie Hummel, Bill Cole, or now that he’s 6-10 and 235 pounds, is he more Jack Ingram? Is Leron Black going to be the new Roger Powell Jr., and is that 6-7 listing with shoes or without?

Yes, I maintain the comparisons are fruitless, but because it’s just so much fun to be redundantly useless in recruiting speculation, I’m breaking out every incoming kid from 2015 into three categories for you Illini fans: Which Illini player of the recent past do they most closely resemble, which Big Ten player do they remind me of, and which NBA player most closely resembles the recruit’s finished product, or the ceiling? Continue Reading →

Illini roster ready for unveiling

At this point in the fall, any self-respecting Illini fan has been dripping with hoops anticipation for weeks. Most (if not all) have Google-searched and Illinois-Loyalty lurked their way into dozens of ideas about this team and this season. But what’s interesting is no matter the level of dedication and research, it’s tough to find two people in agreement about where Illinois stands in relation to the Big Ten Conference, and what it’s capable of come March. So far all we have to go on is the Illini All-In open practice, but tonight is opening night (of sorts), and player-by-player we’ll have a lot more to support any outrageous educated guess.

For the first time of the Groce era, Illinois possesses a team with the depth and skill to put his vision to work. Don’t jump the gun; this isn’t the premium model of his (and our) dreams, but it’s certainly much more complete than his first two years. If you throw away last year’s hodgepodge of misfit toys (no offense to the roster, but it was scorched earth after Weber’s likeness was removed with fire), this team compares favorably to year one of the Groce era.

D.J. Richardson and Brandon Paul were very good players in 2012-2013, but still both shot under 40% from the field and 34.8% and 33.3% respectively from 3. Very modest prognostication suggests this year’s roster could have four or five players exceed the shooting numbers of the two best from that year. Year one finished a Shane Larkin shot away from a Sweet 16, and if you’re telling me on paper this team is deeper and more skilled, then what is this year’s ceiling? Well, I don’t know yet. But I know how I’ll figure that out.

Tonight Illinois opens with its first and only exhibition against Quincy. Although the Illini will outclass its opponent at every position, it’s still possible to start extracting details about where this team will land. Here is what I’ll be watching for from each player. (For the purpose of this exercise, and to avoid sounding like I’m degrading any walk-ons, I’m going to stick with guys that could get minutes in February. And to avoid tipping my hat before ever seeing a live game, I’ll work up in seniority order.) Continue Reading →

No Brunson, no problem

brunsonpoy-PPN-032113-2.jpgJalen Brunson decided to take his talents to Philly this afternoon, choosing to play basketball for the Villanova Wildcats, resulting in yet another second place finish for the Illini. I know it hurts, but this might just be a huge blessing in disguise. So put down that glass of Drano you were about to drink and just hear me out.


It was widely reported that star Kimball (TX) point guard Jawun Evans (@Hungry_humble0) had an excellent official visit to campus on September 5-7, one weekend after Brunson visited.

He made plenty of comments on Twitter and he was even retweeting some of the fans.

So what does this have to do with Brunson and how does this help ease the pain of yet another recruiting snub? Well, if the Illini can land Evans, they are still getting a solid point guard for Coach Groce’s system and there is a possibility they can get a package deal with another big recruit, 6’9″ Lancaster (TX) PF Elijah Thomas (@edotcash).

Both Evans and Thomas have been open about the possibility of playing together while Evans and Brunson playing together is off of the table.

So maybe this snub is all just a blessing in disguise. Of course it’s possible that the Illini end up with none of them. I guess in that case, drink up.**

**Editor’s note: Don’t drink Drano. You will probably die.

Darius Paul suspended for entire season

After a relatively quiet start to the basketball off-season, Tuesday brought some rather shocking news. Western Michigan transfer Darius Paul, who sat out last year due to NCAA regulations and was planning to play for the Illini in 2014-15, has been suspended for the entirety of the upcoming season. And that means banned from everything. No practice, no team meetings, no attending games on the bench, nothing. The official statement on the suspension from head coach John Groce is below:

“After a thorough review of Darius’ year, which includes multiple transgressions, I am suspending Darius from all team-related activities for the entire 2014-15 season. As head coach, my concerns are always what is best for the University of Illinois, what is best for the men’s basketball program, and what is best for our student-athletes as people. I feel this penalty is necessary to help Darius as a person. We will continue to support him through this process.”  Continue Reading →